(It is much worse than Limoncello, but less creepy than actual porn.)
- Start with a package of Lemon Candy.
- Put it in a jar.
- Cover it with "Really Good Vodka." (Whatever's cheap.)
- Shake it every few days.
- When the candy has dissolved as much as it will, pour off the sticky yellow liquid into a bottle.
- (The bottle should probably be clean.)
- Keep it in the freezer.
- After dinner, unzip your pants.
- Drink straight from the bottle.