Showing posts with label poetry. Show all posts
Showing posts with label poetry. Show all posts

4/01/2016

Fool's Errand

You fooled me once
Thinking we could fool around;
‘Cause you don’t suffer fools
And I’m nobody’s fool.

But you rushed in
To act the fool
To part with money
To fool away your life
With me.

I took you for a fool
Made a fool of myself
Played the fool
For you.
With you.

You could've fooled me
But you weren’t fooling.
You were no fool.
You stepped off that cliff
And caught me before I fell.

So tee-hee, I declare:

Fooling around
With you
Is a certain kind
Of paradise.


Happy Today.

KBC to DCC
4/1/16

(Originally hack-posted to Entropical Paradise...)

9/16/2015

A Peek at: A Parliament of Poets

I very nearly judged this book by the cover... but I'm glad I didn't!

It is possible you are already well-read and know the names of history’s great poets from every continent.

Homer, Virgil, Spenser, Milton, Austen, Keats, Wordsworth, Melville, Robert Burns and Tagore; Rumi, Attar and Havez; Du Fu and Li Po, Basho and Sagyo; Job, from Africa; shamans from Indonesia and Australia; Emily Dickinson, Walt Whitman, and Jane Austen.

Do these names make your head spin? Do they thrill you to the core?

If so, you will greet them with delight on page after page, and meet new ones you’ve never heard of. All of these great minds appear in this book, their names like the tips of icebergs referring to bodies of work, times in history, and the place where their stories unfold. Imagine these folks in a room together! Such a room could only be as big and imaginary and inspiring as the moon itself. This is where the narrator, a contemporary poet who has come through the requisite sufferings that prepare a soul for such a quest, comes to find help in writing a poem for his generation, lost in the moment, lost in materialsim, lost in violence. He flies to each continent and culture, each with its own era and personality, guided by these poets to meet the gods themselves, the gods that the poets have pointed us to since forever. The gods and/or God.

As a discipline, to a class or a family, or in your quiet moments alone, read this book out loud. It’s written in the prose of Homer, Virgil, Dante, Milton (Walt Whitman and Melville take him to task for it), with a well-crafted rhythm for speaking, more commas than periods. If you really want to have an ancientmodern experience, you could memorize it and tell your kids and grandkids, starting the oral tradition once again in an age when machines do all the remembering for us. It would be worth it to do so; they would listen to you, because this book is a rollicking story, a grand adventure, un-putdownable.

"Imagine the nerves of a no-name aspirant he brings his question to the assembled great ones: How can poetry help humanity in these modern times?  Each historic figure once lived in their own modernity, and at first it seems they cannot grasp the great evils enfolding the world today. But the persona’s tour to the seven continents through fluid time and space shows us it has always been the poet’s job to go through darkness—even his own death—to bring the light."

Do not judge this book by the amateur cover; it deserves design as masterful as the verse inside. And do not bother with the distracting nod-to-Homer summaries that preface of each chapter.; lose yourself, instead, in the soaring story. Do not be tempted to hurtle through this book, which is easy to do; but take your time (or your lifetime) to understand the people and works and places it brings to your mind.  A proper reading of this should earn you not only a Ph.D. in History, Literature, or for heaven’s sake, Poetry, but you will be a sage, a superior being, ready to join your voice with the narrator’s in saving humanity.

Like the United Nations or other uplifting councils, the writer organizes characters both real and imaginary, from every continent. (Cervantes, Quixote, and Rocinante , for example, appear fluidly.) Book I makes your head spin as Apollo and the Muses convoke the masses of minds.  In Book II, Black Elk guides  you to the Lascaux caves. In Book III, an aboriginal poet and Robert Hayden fly with Queen Mab and the birds of imagination, and meet Merlin. Tagore takes us, in Book IV, to watch the gods battle in India. Hanuman takes us to Angkor Wat for visions of infinity in Book V, then the Chinese Monkey King unfolds the mysteries of the Mogao Caves and we meet the sages of the Orient in Book VI. All history is leveled in Glaysher’s postmodern gaze, who lets us travel with Job in Book VII to where Yaweh emerged from bloody times. Dante, in Book VIII, takes us to Chartres and flies with the Valkyries and gods to meet Tolstoy, and in Book IX, Hadji Murad flies us to meet Rumi and all the birds of nature en route to mystic sites in Asia. Walt Whitman flies us to South America where Octavio Paz becomes a jaguar and the narrator is beheaded by Aztec priests. Rattled by shamanism, we find ourselves in ancient Africa in Book XI, rewarded by a new vision of the future and a ride back to the moon by a flying turtle god.

In the end, the un-named narrator does not seem to feel in his heart the poet-as-superhero rush of god within, the pleasure of which buoys even the least among us to proclaim our wisdom, as he is still fearful of his mentors and gods, not a peer. But he does act the part, bringing life itself to the cold, dry, moon. And then, presumably, writing this epic and magnificent story for us mere mortals to ride, finding ourselves in touch with the pulse of creation.

9/01/2014

This Is Not Photoshopped.

As football season begins, I would like to salute my fantasy football league (The 69ers, The Nutcrackers, Team Nice Dynamite, XXL Cheerleaders, Slaughtermelons and more...) with the one of the best things I ever saw on TV...



Do not doubt my commitment (yet) to Sparkle Motion!

12/21/2013

They Can't Take Maddaway From Me


Love song for Maddy Caven, 1997-2013 ~ apologies/gratitude to George & Ira Gershwin



There are many, many crazy things
That we’ll always love about you,
And with your permission
May I list a few?


The way you’d get the cat.
The way you’d run so free.
The memory of all that -
No, no - they can't take that away from me.




The way you’d fill the bed.
The way we fixed your knee.
The way you’d shake and shed.
No, no - they can't take that away from me.




We may never, never meet again
On that bumpy road of life
Still I'll always,
Always keep the memory of...




The way you filled my lap (do-do-do-do do-do).
The way you’d lick your pee.
The way you changed our life.
No, no - they can't take that away from me.


No, they can't take that away from me.


7/30/2012

New Lyrics for "Olympic Theme"

Now we can sing along while watching the show!

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Look, world, I’m on TV!
I’m at the Olympics,  the best that I can be

Playing for my country,
I bring the Olympics the best of humanity.

Running, and jumping, shooting in archery!
Swimming, and stroking, balancing on my knee!
Throwing, and skating, showing you I can ski!
Flipping, and leaping, hoping for victory!

(musical bridge)

Riding, and rowing (I love the diversity);
Fighting, and reaching for my place in history!

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© Kristen Caven 2012
for Dave Caven

4/23/2012

St. John's ForNever...

Awww... I didn't win the contest to update the lyrics for my alma mater.  So, here's what the world missed...

(Click here to start soundtrack...)

here's the old version:
St. John’s forever; her fame shall never die.
Fight for her colors! We’ll raise them to the sky!
Each loyal son pledges you his heart and hand;
For her united, we as brothers stand.

here's my new version:
St. John’s forever! Your wisdom through us flows.
Bless your sons and daughters with knowledge that grows.
Johnnies eternally discussing love and law
For her united, we fight for ta kala! *

At convocation our odyssey begins
And with each page’s turning the mind of Man opens
The logos of freedom to seek reality.
Dialogues and elements our only rivalry.

As we continue our journey of the mind
Through discourses and amalgests, a greater truth we find.
Our nature strives toward beauty through sonnets, songs, and art:
The eidos of creation within the human heart.

Through fables, treatises, pensées, we feel the years fly by
Critiques, essays, principia our knowledge amplify
Contracts, novels, theories fill our precious days
Declarations, constitutions, operas, preludes, plays.

Speeches, fragments, poems, phenomenology;
Thoughts of great minds forming our own philosophy.
Past war and peace and quantum leaps, our epic journey ends,
And we become liberis, your books our cherished friends.

Now we have walked with giants, yet for all we’ve learned,
Endings are beginnings; for knowledge we still yearn.
Not content with laurels, the examined life’s our goal.
St. John’s eternal! The mater of my soul.

St. John’s forever! Your wisdom through us flows.
Bless your sons and daughters with knowledge that grows.
Johnnies eternally discussing love and law
For her united, we fight for ta kala! *

© 2012 Kristen Baumgardner Caven

*Alt: We read and waltz and play croquet and fight for ta kala!

3/21/2012

Peace Wants a Piece of the Pie | Mother's Day National Action

Mother's Day began with mothers coming together and calling for greater wisdom and diplomacy, their hearts sick from losing their sons to senseless wars.

The Peace Alliance understands that building peace takes as much effort and energy as preparing for war, and is our best national defense.

I love this campaign! And I plan to make a pie this year. Join me!

Peace Wants a Piece of the Pie | Mother's Day National Action

2/26/2011

The Mighty Foubavole

I once had an art car
A mighty Foubavole
When driving was for pleasure...
And art my only goal.



If you remember my art car and want to remember it some more,
check out my art car page!

11/05/2010

Hymn to Asphaltia (Goddess of Parking & Traffic)


Press 'play' on both tracks at once... close your eyes and listen...  
When you're done, scroll down and click the cartoon.... 

1. Goddess of Parking and Traffic by and courtesy of David Garner

2. Hymn to Asphaltia read by Kristen Caven at Heart of the Muse, 11/4/10



I sing to thee, Asphaltia!

To thy hard and pulsing veins
ribbons of desire and direction that
connect our home driveways,
one to the other,
across this great and blessed land!

I sing thy praise, Asphaltia!
Goddess of Parking and Traffic,
before these, thy blessed servants,
devoted drivers of thy scenic roads!

I offer thee this sacrifice:
A mangled bike.
A twisted wheel.

For you, benevolent goddess of the streets,
there are not enough poems in my grateful soul
to express my delight
in your watchful eye.

I praise and thank thee tonight!

For the grip you gave the screeching tires when the driver saw the child.
For the clear streets that swiftly brought the ambulance.
For the green lights as I followed the sound, screaming in my car.
For the pavement you made soft where he landed.
(There were no broken bones or skin.)

Asphaltia, I praise thee!

Our devotion is our salvation:
To the zipper dance of merging manners;
To the air in the tires of your prayer-wheels;
To the tar we pour to patch the scars in your skin.
Our attention to your ever-blinking eyes of light.

There are not enough words in my ravaged soul
to thank you
for preserving

my beloved.

(Oh, and for that sweet parking spot you gave me tonight.)


-kristen caven 11/4/10

9/04/2009

Oh Challah

Ode to a Perfect Breakfast
by Donald Max Caven and his Mom
in the waning days of summer
August 17, 2009


Oh, Challah, you wait for me
As my fingers fiddle with plastic parts.
A dry gooey-ness awaits me,
Twisty, mouth-watering, sweet, buttery,
My mouth will explode when I fill it with you.
Your yellow air-pockets pull away in layers,
Each to dissolve between my teeth
Like night fading into Don.
I beg for thee like a panting dog.
I scoop my cocoa with your tender crust,
Breaking the thin skin of tortured milk.

Oh Cocoa, painfully hot but incredibly sweet.
Cold thermometer spoon, a cooling pool
For the windstorm of my lips,
Which vaccuum you to my eager tongue.
I have no patience for you, spoon!
My straw makes whirlpools as I drink
An inch with each sip.

Oh, Nectarine, I can't eat you!
You're so perfect!
Round, porous, red-rimmed, shiny yellow meat,
Then again...
Slippery sweet, juicy...
Gone.

Oh, Challah, why are you so perfect?
I'm so sorry when I've devoured you.

2/15/2006

Wonder Woman

This was my Valentine's poem from Dave today:

Wonder Woman

Wonder where her glasses are
Wonder where her keys are
Wonder what's for dinner
Wonder when she'll be ready
Wonder if she's got her phone on
Wonder why she puts up with me
Wonder where she shops
Wonder if she'll like this poem
Wonder what I did to deserve this
Wonder what I did to deserve her

- Dave 2/14/06

Answer to the 8th line: I do.

7/16/2005

It's All God's Fault

I just found this poem, written by Clare Boothe Luce (creator of "The Women") at age ten:

"Thou madest man perfect
Then Thine alone is the blame
If Thou leftest in womankind
The flaw that bought him shame.

I couldn't have said it better. Women can't HELP but try new foods sometimes! Insert "homokind" for "womankind" and you've got a whole new reading of it.